Philophobia

thatfunnyblog: i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:25:47 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier

when I die please destroy my laptop and cell phone

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:24:55 -0400

when I die please destroy my laptop and cell phone

When you finished reading a page

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:24:15 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

Wait i dont remember what i just read.

at what age do i just magically turn hot

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:24:05 -0400

at what age do i just magically turn hot

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:23:57 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:23:57 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when...

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:23:46 -0400

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

budotty: robotbekah: royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:23:35 -0400

budotty:

robotbekah:

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

We had a kid in High School who pretended to be Russian, too.

encourage: Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:24:15 -0400

encourage:

Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

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Fri, 17 May 2013 06:30:17 -0400

"Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with someone’s lifestyle,..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 06:29:29 -0400

““Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with someone’s lifestyle, you must fear or hate them. The second is that to love someone means you agree with everything they believe or do. Both are nonsense. You don’t have to compromise convictions to be compassionate.””

- Rick Warren (via whygeorgie)

afternoonsnoozebutton: Finals week: a summary

Fri, 17 May 2013 06:28:45 -0400

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Finals week: a summary

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Fri, 03 May 2013 21:37:33 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

“the next morning, she replies with you have a spot in my heart...

Fri, 03 May 2013 21:36:58 -0400

_{“the next morning, she replies with you have a spot in my heart that could never be replaced.
it makes me laugh just a little. it’s funny the way people only say shit like that right before they replace you.”}

-gray by pete wentz, chapter 19

makemestfu: So relatable blog :)

Fri, 03 May 2013 21:36:38 -0400

makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)

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Fri, 03 May 2013 21:36:25 -0400

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Fri, 03 May 2013 21:28:17 -0400

michaelfaudet: Away From You by Michael Faudet

Fri, 03 May 2013 21:28:15 -0400

michaelfaudet:

Away From You by Michael Faudet

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Fri, 03 May 2013 21:27:55 -0400

lithium-visions: floral-chanel: † †soft grunge† † ✝ S☯FT...

Fri, 03 May 2013 21:27:53 -0400

lithium-visions:

floral-chanel:

† †soft grunge† †

✝ S☯FT GRUNGE/M☯DEL BL☯G ✝